Imagine spending hours working with your publicist to coordinate a stylist, a designer, a make up artist and hair stylist. You have to book travel and accom for your team in Las Vegas, spend hours getting all fapitzed, then make your way to MGM Grand Garden Arena to walk the fabulous red carpet only to find that the Grammy’s still use two bits of pink tape as your mark.
A chain mail halter with Burning Man glasses, catwoman’s pants and just about the cutest boots I’ve ever seen on a man – why the heck not. This feels like what all women in Vegas wanna be wearing.
That choker is screaming for a messy bun.
The dress is Vivienne Westood’s go at one of those mermaid ponchos from Noosa.
Designers are obsessed with anything chunky right now, which is fine, so long as the wearer isn’t swallowed up by it.
Hails in Saint Laurent looks like a refreshing glass of milk.
Special shout out to my buddy @brycescarlett who styled her hair.
See what I mean about the oversized clothes.
Having said that, this fuschia jacket by Givenchy is kinda cool. I wish I could see the front, and if he’s only wearing black.
Kourt looks kute. Thrilled to be included.
I’m kinda down for this honey and caramel ombre dress by Dolce & Gabbana. The knot over the shoulder is a little drag-race-design-challenge, as is the elastic at the top of the skirt, but it’s good colour story.
Also desperate to know if the front is supposed to be tucked in or not :/
But she’s at the Grammys in a dusty mauve by Dior. I like what it’s doing to her boobs.
But, yeah, it’s safe.
I didn’t know they were making a Jawbreaker sequel.
Rick Owens’ fresh take on the over-sized jacket is 100% on brand for Billie.
I get a hint of Liza Minelli with this, wearing shoes that are also super practical if you’re a dolphin trainer.
Mewd.
You know what: that stud on the belt is so distracting.
Aside from that, it’s a mid-ruveal dress with a Titanic hat.
The jewellery is Tiffany & Co., and a little plain compared to the rest of the vision.
This is classsic Versace with a sexy burgundy lip and hair extensions by Chris Appleton.
I can’t help but wonder what it’d look like with 8% less chain.
the fuck r u doing here with all that blonde weave.
We love her commitment to the brand.
Don’t look at this outfit too long because you’ll eventually notice the shoulder feathers and feel this weird tickling sensation all over your body.
Michelle Visage: it’s a flared pant, platforms and jacket. We’ve seen that in every colour – I wanna see more from you.
Shittest movie ever.
Valentino + the pixie is a very good reason to look so smug.
Maybe black gloves though? IDK.
She’s a serious actor now in a serious Armani Privé gown, which is uncharacteristically sophisticated.
Cruella Deville eat your heart out.
Is he hot?
As in, he’s in Vegas wearing all those layers.
But also, is he hot?
But also also nothing makes me giggle more than a man in a cuban heel. Ola!
Takes the 90s trend too seriously.
*Scrambled eggs joke*
The sartorial embodiment of ‘Into the Woods’.
Points for being different. Say hi to your chiropractor for me tomorrow.
