A recap on the zap.
Here’s my first ever interview… about a guy’s butt… getting the hair removed. My parents are thrilled for me.
So, mate… Why’d you do it?
It was something I’d always wanted to invest in if the price was right. And one day my friend was discussing how much better he felt since getting it. So, his confidence plus discovering a discount online equalled me making the purchase.
What did the process feel like?
Like holding a match to leg hair and letting the hair fizzle down to the root… in my ass crack.
Was it mortifying?
It was a huge LOL. But also terrifying because I had a strange woman peeling my ass cheeks apart. But she was fine about it. She said as a woman she has to get her vagina inspected, so this isn’t the worst situation.
Recently you had a threesome, how has it affected your sex life?
Well, you don’t wanna do anything until about two weeks after your appointment – that’s the biggest tip.
But has it had any, like, affect on your sex stuff?
Not really. But I have received compliments.
From sexual partners?
… my mate.
Do you feel like a pornstar?
Uh, no. But if I get my asshole bleached I might.
Do you admire at your butt in the mirror?
No.
How much was it?
Somewhere around $600 for ten sessions… The number of sessions you require depends on the thickness of your hair, and how your body responds.
What are the technicians like?
The first one was Argentinian. She was lovely. We talked about her boyfriend and her gynecologist. The second was a Korean student who kept talking about the benefits of laser hair removal, and how it’s helped her confidence as well.
Is this a rimming thing?
It’s a personal choice. I do enjoy being rimmed occasionally, but it’s not the primary reason for getting it done.
Interesting.
If you’re considering gettin’ your peach de-fuzzed, my mate recommends the place on the corner of Macleay and Greenknowe in Potts Point. But I do think you should always shop around.
If you have an alternate view on this, shoot us a message and we’ll talk about it.